Guns from Delusions by Andy Metz

I don't know what it takes for you to need a gun,
But my piece works fine, so I won't get one.

Little Kyle thinks he needs a gun,
States that he's a patriot, but wants it just for fun,
He runs his mouth off at the bar every night,
And he wants a little buddy to help him win them fights,
Despite a sick pick-up truck, he ain't picking up much,
Ladies don't get him, no he's just too tough,
So he strokes it every night, 'cause it's all he's got now,
The only way he's getting brain is click, click, pow.

Guns, guns, guns, guns,
Guns, guns, guns, guns,
I don't know what it takes for you to need a gun,
But my piece works fine, so I won't get one.
Guns, guns, guns, guns,
Little punks paranoid they can't get it up,
I don't know what it takes for you to need a gun,
But my piece works fine, so I won't get one.

Little Brandon thinks he needs a gun,
He says it's for protection for his wife and son,
Kid's just two, still he keeps it out of reach,
It's that responsible gun owner oxymoron, preach!
The missus likes it, it adds a little excitement,
So she puts it in her purse in case she feels a little frightened,
Off to buy some groceries, son in tow and difficult,
When she gets distracted just a second, he gets it out, blao.

Guns, guns, guns, guns,
Guns, guns, guns, guns,
I don't know what it takes for you to need a gun,
But my piece works fine, so I won't get one.
Guns, guns, guns, guns,
Little punks paranoid they can't get it up,
I don't know what it takes for you to need a gun,
But my piece works fine, so I won't get one.

And you can get that piece,
If you can't get that deep.

Guns, guns, guns, guns,
Guns, guns, guns, guns,
I don't know what it takes for you to need a gun,
But my piece works fine, so I won't get one.
Guns, guns, guns, guns,
Little punks paranoid they can't get it up,
I don't know what it takes for you to need a gun,
But my piece works fine, so I won't get one,
Guns, guns, guns, guns,
Little punks mortified they can't get it up,
I don't know what it takes for you to need a gun,
But my piece works fine, so I won't get one.

• Acoustic
• Pop
• Rock
• Chicago