Santa Terror by Arch Rockfeller
Tracklist
1. | Santa Terror | 2:56 |
Lyrics
SANTA TERROR
Snow falls down on Christmas trees lit up with pretty stars
Zipped up in my snowsuit, bundled in the family car
We're off to see some guy called "Santa" at the shopping mall
When suddenly it all goes wrong. I don't like this at all
Santa terror, scared as I can be
Who's this big red monster yelling "Ho ho ho" at me?
Mommy, daddy, you've made an awful error
Left me in the clutches of this nasty Santa terror
Cheerful elves run to and fro, they're laughing all the while
The flashcubes bright increase my fright as they tell me to smile
His fake white beard and boozy breath are like a dreadful dream
If you don't take me home I'm going to wet my pants and scream
Santa terror, scared as I can be
Who's this big red monster yelling "Ho ho ho" at me?
To pick on someone his own size would be fairer
Won't somebody save me from this ghastly Santa terror
My big sister isn't frightened, perched upon his knee
Maybe if I'm quiet he'll take her instead of me
Santa terror, scared as I can be
Who's this big red monster yelling "Ho ho ho" at me?
Mommy, daddy, you've made an awful error
Left me in the clutches of this nasty Santa terror
Santa terror
(Arch Rockfeller / John K. Lei)
Credits
Alonzo Moore - Drums
Kevin Neal - Steel guitar
Marion Olivier - Backing vocals
Arch Rockfeller - Voice, guitar, bass guitar
Drums recorded at Lincoln County by John Dinsmore
Remainder recorded at Sanitary Music by Arch