wingman from eagle creek by ashley ninelives
Tracklist
| 6. | wingman | 3:36 |
Lyrics
my knowledge base of courtship comes from Horny Biker Slut
so i'm not sure why you're trusting me to help you get your nut
i'll give you my lame advice 'cuz i guess that's what friends are for
i'll lend you my Kama Sutra while i'm still alone lying naked on the floor
and i was more than happy to help you
and i'm glad that it worked out great
and i'm thrilled you've got someone to call your own
don't be surprised if i call in late
it's a matter of time before i start to break
i can feel it creeping out of my head
the more you two keep me locked in here
the more i want to be dead
i can't break the window i can't open the door
i can't get outside the trunk
but i'll keep my mouth closed and i'll keep my lips shut
'cuz i have no way to get drunk
fuck you!
i'm not your fuckin' wingman baby
i'm the one who's taking flight
i'm sick of ridin' shotgun
i should be out there in the spotlight
so cut the red tape and cut the shit
'cuz i'm done with fuckin' around
stop suckin' each other's faces
or i'll burn this cheap-ass hostel
to the motherfuckin' ground
(cat hissing and growling for ~2m)
there's a world out there i'm not a part of
that i desperately want to be a part of
did i miss the starting gun
or is this all some kind of sick joke?
why are you so casual about sex?
why am i so fucking weird about it?
am i the only one around here...
i bought all your graphic novels
'cuz someone i know wrote the intro
i got way too jealous halfway through
and it ruined my whole night
please don't knock before you enter
'cuz nobody else fucking does!
