Touristo from Horrendous Monsters by Bad Uncle

TOURISTO
I CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY WITH AN UMBRELLA IN MY HAND
I STARTED DRINKING FAST JUST THE MOMENT THAT I LAND
BECAUSE I FEEL A LITTLE NERVOUS AND A LITTLE BIT SOFT
SO I TALK A LITTLE LOUDER TILL SOMEBODY TELLS ME OFF
I WENT TO THE HOSTEL BUT THEY WOULDN’T LET ME IN
AND NOW THE SUN IS BEATING DOWN ON MY WHITE WHITE SKIN
THEY SAID I HAD TO SOBER UP IF I WANNA STAY THERE
SO I MADE A BIG SCENE
THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME TOURISTO
TOURISTO, BARRACHO, STUPIDO, WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
I FELT A LITTLE THIRSTY SO I HEADED DOWNTOWN
THEN I GOT A LITTLE LOST, SO I HAD TO TURN AROUND
I’M LOOKING LIKE A GUY WHO HAS A BUNCH OF CASH TO SPEND
AND ALL A SUDDEN EVERYBODY SEEMS TO WANNA BE MY FRIEND
STARTED HANGING OUT WITH THE MARIACHI BAND
AND THEY WERE TALKING REAL FAST AND I COULDN’T UNDERSTAND
AND SO I DRINK A LITTLE FASTER AND I GOT A BIT SICK
I NEVER TIP GOOD AND
THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME TOURISTO
TOURISTO, BARRACHO, STUPIDO, WHAT DO THEY KNOW
EL MONDO ESTA INFESTADO
LOS FUEGOS DES PUERTO VAILLARTO
CRUZA OCEANO PODRIDO
GASTA DINERO PEREZOSO
MIRANDO A NUESTOS AMANTES
HACIENDO TODO CONDOMINIO
TOURISTO, BARRACHO, STUPIDO, WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
WOKE UP IN THE MORNING WITH A RINGING IN MY HEAD
I GUESS I MUST HAVE BLACKED OUT AND THEY LEFT ME HERE FOR DEAD
AND I COULDN’T FIND MY WALLET AND I COUDN’T FIND MY SHOES
AND MY KNUCKLES WERE RAW AND MY JAW WAS BRUISED
I WENT TO THE POLICE IN A STATE OF DISTRESS
I’M WHINING LIKE A BABY AND THEY COUDN’T CARE LESS
SO I’M ACTING KIND OF SELFISH CAUSE IT’S ALL ABOUT ME
AND I NEVER GO OUT
THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME TOURISTO
TOURISTO, BARRACHO, STUPIDO, WHAT DO THEY KNOW?

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