drunken Hercules from real thick by bearfffbear

Drunken Hercules

“Kathy Berberian knows there’s one roulade she can’t sing”
- Donald Fagan

Chorus
In ancient Greece, Hercules was a hero
Famed for strength and, other courageous deeds
He’s lesser known for, being a drunken sot
And killing his children, by Megara, his wife

An early victim, of ptsd, he
Drank to oblivion, and pissed on the street
It was, one of those times, when
Hera made him, kill his kids and do penance

Ten Labours became Twelve
Ten Labours became Twelve
Ten Labours soon became Twelve

Verse 1
Strangle a lion with bare hands,
Poison a Hydra with her own venom,
Capture a fleet foot deer
As well, a smelly pig

Would’t you rather be pissed as a fart
If you had to perform these tasks?

Verse 2
Clean stables that had never been cleaned before
Kill man eating birds
Capture the Minotaur’s dad
Steal the Mares of Diomed

Would’t you rather be pissed as a fart
If you had to perform these tasks?

Verse 3
Steal the belt of the warrior queen
Rustle the cows of a giant
Walk off with the apples that started the Trojan war
Bring forth the dog of the dead

I know you’d rather be pissed as a fart
Because you performed these tasks

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