Stingk from Career by Bill Baird

tantric tights
glassy eyes
jazzy grin
reclining lion in his den

butter smooth skin
clutching the mane
flowing precious blonde locks
fretless bass

ebony and ivory
it sustains for days
bibb lettuce on my chiseled chin
should i grow a moustache?
no.

got to stop by randall's and get some eggs
my name is stingk

keeping it real, it's in my contract
i'm contractually obligated
talk to stan, he's my lawyer
look at that leg
shake that leg stan

preening paws
lick my chops
my wife keeps calling me to pick her up from soccer

me and elvis costello
we got us a new career
singing bing crosby, summer in the dumpster

my name is is stingk

i'm no hero
look at my skin tone
it's called pantone
60 bucks

my therapist says i'm doing better
i've learned how to snowboard and i'm cooking more
i started on the treadmill, now check this out

intramural volleyball at aussie's and pints and plates at Zax

• Folk
• tx psych
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