knife guy from half earth by blusteer

Eagle is too nice to me
He bought me my favorite ice cream
He saw i had a flat tire
And drove me home from work

In a different timeline
He stabbed me in the spine
But he brought me lots of donuts
Because he’s not a jerk

He’s a knife guy
Guns aren’t as fun
He’s a knife guy
So you had better run

If you need a fifth for basketball
Or a helping hand or anything at all
He’ll come running, don’t you be afraid
Unless he wants to kill that day, then you should be afraid
And say your prayers

Eagle came to my house
I thought it would be lights out
But he changed every lightbulb i had
That i needed replaced

The he went to shake my hand
I didn’t catch on to his plan
He stabbed me in the gut and laughed
I fell flat on my face

If you need a heavy couch moved
Or anything else your body couldn’t do
He’ll come running, don’t you be afraid
Unless he wants to kill that day, then you should be afraid
And say your prayers

Lying in a pool of blood
Thinking about the puppies that he saves and kittens that he loves
Lying in a pool of blood
Thinking about the christmas canned food drive that always he does

If you need a pig or cow killed
He’ll do it for the barbeque or for the thrill
He’ll come running, don’t you be afraid
Unless he wants to kill that day, then you should be afraid
Fucker say your prayers

• Alternative
• horse rock
• horsecore
• horsin around
• Texas