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Kick'n'Ass / Cannabliss by Boris Sex Dwarf

there are two things that metallica and boris sex dwarf have in common. the first is that boris sex dwarf loves to tread on people. the second is that we forgot to put the bass guitar in this song. THOSE ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT BORIS SEX DWARF AND METALLICA HAVE IN COMMON. BORIS SEX DWARF WOULD NOT WORK WITH LOU REED, BORIS SEX DWARF WOULD NOT MAKE TEN SHIT ALBUMS IN A ROW, BORIS SEX DWARF HAVE NOT AS OF YET MADE COVER ART WITH BLOOD AND SEMEN. BORIS SEX DWARF HAVE WAY BETTER HAIR AND BEARDS. BORIS SEX DWARF CHANGED THE COURSE OF MUSIC HISTORY FOR ALL ETERNITY. METALLICA RIPPED OFF BORIS SEX DWARF, AND MERCYFUL FATE AND HOLY MOSES AND SOME OTHER SHIT. BORIS SEX DWARF SUPPORTS THE NOBLE TRIAL OF MUSIC PIRACY. BORIS SEX DWARF ARE IMMUNE TO TOUR BUS CRASHES. BORIS SEX DWARF REVIVED NU METAL AND METALLICA MADE A SHITTY ATTEMPT AT IT A WHOLE TWO YEARS AFTER EVERYONE GOT SICK OF IT AND IT WAS UTTER TOSS. BORIS SEX DWARF IS THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME AND METALLICA ARE LESS GOOD THAN YOUR BIG 4 REPLACEMENT BAND OF CHOICE. AND LESS GOOD THAN BORIS SEX DWARF THE GREATEST BAND TO EVER RELEASE A SINGLE NOTE OF MUSIC. TO EVER HARMONISE TO EVER CREATE MELODY, TO EVER SING TO EVER PLAY TO EVER PERFORM. TO EVER CREATE. TO EVER BE. PRAISE BORIS SEX DWARF. YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME.

RECORDED A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO TO NOW.

Tracklist
1.Kick'n'Ass / Cannabliss (Bass Mix)2:08
2.Kick'n'Ass / Cannabliss (Boris Remix)3:07
3.The Hulk Hogan Interlude1:29
4.Kick'n'Ass (Outer Space Mix)2:08
5.Cannabliss (gay cat's Original Pancake & Waffle Mix)1:51
6.This is the Music That Isn't Shit0:33
Credits
released December 25, 2023

Boris: Vocals, Guitar, Drums, Samples, Remix
Sex Dwarf from Outer Space: Guitar, Drums, Remix
Lord of the Babes, Sex Dwarf VII (RIP): Bass, Production
Sex Gnome: Vocals
gay cat: Remix
Hulk Hogan's Ghastly Slim Jim Spirit Sex Dwarf: Moral Support
Sex Haver: Moral Support
Worak: Moral Support
Santa: Moral Support
The Circlejerkers: Moral Support
Gak Music Corporation: Financial Support
LicenseAll rights reserved.
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Boris - Production

Sex Dwarf from Outer Space - Instrumentals

Mysterious Dwarf, Sex Dwarf IX - Moral Support

Sex Gnome - Slave

Hulk Hogan's Ghastly Slim Jim Spirit Sex Dwarf - Extended Range Guitar

Sex Haver - Slam

Worak - Yea