Weather Report by Troy Aikins

Weather Report is a wild ride through every storm in the book — a 12-track techno-comedy journey where science meets absurdity. From dancing with tornadoes to surfing tsunamis, battling heatwaves, and throwing hurricane parties, each song takes a real weather phenomenon and spins it into a high-energy spectacle of chaos and humor.

With pounding beats, glitchy storm FX, and tongue-in-cheek lyrics, this album feels like tuning into the world’s most unhinged forecast: “100% chance of calamity, zero chance of calm.” Whether you’re a storm chaser, a science nerd, or just someone who loves laughing at the absurd, Weather Report turns natural disasters into the funniest dance party you’ll ever survive.

Tracklist

1.	Thunder Rumble	3:27

2.	Hailstorm Hop	2:19

3.	Hurricane Party	2:30

4.	Tornado Tango	3:12

5.	Tsunami Surf	2:40

6.	Hurricane Hijinks	2:28

7.	Earthquake Shake	2:07

8.	Blazing Heatwave	2:46

9.	Fogged Out	3:21

10.	Snowday Shutdown	2:04

11.	Weather Report	3:21

12.	Lightning Strut	2:30

13.	Forcast Fail	3:00