Karrakatta from No Pants by Brad Jeffrey

If you've just expired
Passed away, fallen off the perch
There's a place they take you
After carrying you from the church

Now I say
Down Karrakatta way

Down in Karrakatta where the grass is neatly mowed
And all the people lay around and decompose

Now I say
Down Karrakatta way

Down in Karrakatta where the weather's just fine
And if you want to go there, don't you worry, you've got time
You've got a place in the line

Down in Karrakatta leave your viagra at the door
Cos when you get rigor mortis, you don't need them anymore

Cos I say
Down Karrakatta way

Down in Karrakatta where the necrophilia's rife
Why do you think old grampa wanted to be buried with his wife

Now I say
Down Karrakatta way

Down in Karrakatta where the weather's just fine
And if you want to go there, don't you worry, you've got time
You've got a place in the line

The late old Jimmy Wilson used to like a toke
Now he's being cremated while his friends inhale the smoke

Now I say
Down Karrakatta way.

Down in Karrakatta they're queuing up to get inside.
Instead of six feet under, you'll be more like six feet high!

Now I say.
Down Karrakatta way

Down in Karrakatta where the weather's just fine
And if you want to go there, don't you worry, you've got time
You've got a place in the line

• Comedy
• Musical Comedy
• alt. folk
• harmonica
• Perth