Millennium Baby from SUBMISSION by Canadians In Space

Millennium Baby

SUITOR: I really wanna marry your daughter,
I’m asking for the hand of your daughter.
I’m really so in love with your daughter,
Want to make her mine.
Oh, I want to settle down with your daughter,
Would you like to see the ring that I bought her?
I want to make a life with your daughter,
Want to make her mine.
Oh I know that you and I have been good friends since school,I hope you know I’d never take you for a fool. The twenty-year age gap will be on your mind, But I only want to treat her right and make her mine.

FATHER: Well, I know that you’re in love with my daughter, but there’s really one thing I should have warned you, that if you go and marry my daughter, then it could be a crime.
Do you remember that night back in 99? You, me, Mickey and my future wife. All scared stiff by the millennium bug, we made a lot of love on that sheepskin rug.

SUITOR: So, if I’ve made love to your daughter, well then I could have made love to my daughter? Thank God I’ve not been making love to your daughter ‘cause that could be a crime.
Yes, I remember on the eve of the millennium, all of us engaging in consensual fun. You, me, mickey and your future wife,

TOGETHER: And the more I think about it she’s got Mickey’s eyes.

Mickeys Eyes, Mickeys Eyes!

SUITOR: So, then I’ve not been making love to my daughter,
FATHER: You said you’d not been making love to my daughter,

TOGETHER: Your daughter, whose daughter?

SUITOR: Well then, I’ve not been making love to my daughter, ‘cause she’s Mickey’s not mine, and that’s not a crime.

FATHER: Did you forget that Mickey’s you brother?
SUITOR: No, he’s a brother to a different mother,
FATHER: Whose Mother?
SUITOR: His Mother.
FATHER: Your Mother
SUITOR: Step Mother.
FATHER: And do you share a biological father?
SUITOR: No, we’ve got different dads,
FATHER: Well, that’s not so bad.

• Comedy
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• Pop
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