Original Man from Sucka by Chump

I was thinkin' I was dope, you know I thought I was groovin'.
When I hit the dance club, I thought I was movin'.
I was checkin' out the ladies and I spyed a lrig,
Thinkin' I could go and get her 'cause my hair was big.
So I boogied over to her and I tried to make her mine,
Reached into my grab bag and pulled out my favorite line.
I asked her if she'd dance with me to which she said "No.
I'm waitin' for the man to come who has the big AFRO."

He's the Original MAN

I gave up on the chicks and I went out to my vehicle,
I Drove down to the fairground to watch the monster truck pull.
I was rootin' for my favorite truck the one they call Grave Digger.
Suddenly there came another truck that was much bigger.
It started smashin' all the cars and trucks in the whole arena.
I thought Bigfoot was bad but this car was meana.
"Who could be the driver?" I asked myself, when
The doors came open and I saw the man again.

He's the Original MAN

I wanted to be like him, so I tried to let my hair grow.
I wasn't gonna cut it 'til I had the big AFRO.
I didn't even touch it for 30 months or so.
I skipped eleven barber shop appointments in a row.
I thought that I had beat him, but I really didn't know.
When suddenly behind me I heard someone say "hello"
I turned around to see him and screamed the word "NO!"
It was Original Man and I had fourteen feet to go.

I asked him what his name was, he said my name is Jer.
I said, "Yo, man, you got the flyest head of hair."
I said, "where are you from?" He said, "I'm from Africa."
"I don't know where that is, I got an D in geographica.
All I know, my man," I said, "is that you can dance.
When you get to movin', kid, it's like you're in a transe.
I'd like to move like that, but I don't think that I can."
That's because you're not the Original Man.

He's the Original Man

• Metal
• Punk
• Rock
• rap & hip-hop
• raprock
• Salt Lake City