Flavortown from TV Dinner by Betty Goop
Tracklist
| 4. | Flavortown | 3:42 |
Lyrics
I took a train through the mountain range
A stranger pulls up to my right.
He said, I see you’re lookin’ to get away,
With flames runnin’ down his side.
I said, Where did you come from, baby?
Some kinda polyester island?
I saw my awkward smile in his Oakleys
His hair peaked harder than diamonds
He said, lemme take you to Flavortown
We can marinade overnight
It’s where the flavor lives
So good, you’re gonna die
Lemme take you to Flavortown
You can taste the sights and sounds
You want a piece of me?
Break off a piece of you!
I started to get worried when
He drank a jar of brine
He smiled and reassured me
He said everything would be fine
Parked his Camaro on a snowy cliff
He laughed and threw away the keys
He said, if you wanna live my dude,
You’d better follow my recipe
He said, lemme take you to Flavortown
We can marinade overnight
It’s where the flavor lives
So good, you’re gonna die
Lemme take you to Flavortown
You can taste the sights and sounds
You want a piece of me?
Break off a piece of you!
Hey everybody! I'M GUY FIERI! Welcome to Flavortown. I'm your host as we splash some rub on that hog and climb aboard. Uh-Oh, you wanna put it on a flip flop? This is money, baby! Big bites only!
The Camaro smelled like chipotle mayo
A grill popped out of his trunk
Licking blood from his fingertips, he said
“It’s time to start the festival of funk!”
Paralyzed, he offered me a bite
He was tender to his core
Tastes so good, I can’t remember my name
Each bite left me wanting more
Oh I think I’m in Flavortown
Tell me how you made the brine!
I don’t really wanna live
If it means the flavor dies
Lemme take you to Flavortown
You can taste the sights and sounds
You want a piece of me?
Break off a piece of you!
