Absolute Interior by Special Delivery

Ding Dong!
"Well, Martha ... who could that be at the door at this hour?"
"I'm not so sure, you better go check Jim ..."

"Why it's none other than ... Our Special Delivery"

Ladies and gentlemen, that's right.. it's Special Delivery at your service!

You require convenience? Ease? Never lifting a finger again?

Well Discontinuous Innovation inc. is proud to present:

Special Delivery

Being sedentary is the latest fad! Moving your feet? How passe... Yawn!

With Special Delivery you won't even have to answer your door! They'll waltz right in... stock the cupboards, walk the dog, hell they'll even chew your food and feed it to you! Ensuring you, the consumer, has a smooth, safe and SPECIAL DELIVERY.

Discontinuous Innovation Inc .094