Coke Monster from MONGREL by Doghouse

COKE MONSTER - Written by Doghouse (Jason Walsh) and Mr.Ronn


So I went to a party, hoping to meet,
Someone new, who doesn’t take speed.
I walked into the kitchen. Who should I see?
A disciple of Escobar, holding court in front of me.
I paused for a moment, had a little think.
Went over to the sideboard, and poured myself a drink.
I turned to face him.
He looked back at me.
I said, Your stories… He said, What?
I said, They fascinate me.

Well I had to think quick. What should I do next?
So I pulled out my phone, and I pretended to text.
He said, Who are you messaging?
I said, Bronson, my mate,
But to be honest with you, it’s a little bit late.
He said, What are you after?
I said, What have you got?
He had three grams left. I said, I’ll take the fucking lot.
Hang on a minute. Have a little think. Is it worth all that money?
Well what do you fucking think?

Coke monster
Another cheeky line will make it all fine.

Well I’m into my pocket, looking for the cash,
But all I can find, is my quarter of hash.
Pulling out my wallet,
No money, feel sick.
He said, It’s all right mate,
You can have it on tick.
Hang on a minute.
What if it’s no good.
Well you might not take the risk,
But I most certainly would…

Cos I’m a coke monster
Another cheeky line will make it all fine.

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh…
Well I’m back in the room.
Everyone’s looking at me.
I’m down to two grams.
I’m keeping that,
That’s for me.
Time to leave,
So I’m making for the door.
Any chance of another line mate?
I said, What the fuck do you take me for?

A coke monster
Another cheeky line will make it all fine.

Coming down
Down
Down
Down

That’s burning my nose, is that.

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