Child Landlord from Try Hardest by Dollar Eater

He's got some decisions to make
Which career path will he take?
Magician or dinosaur expert?
My money gives him options

It's just my child landlord
Something breaks and it stays that way
I pay my rent with Robux
When the faucet leaks, he's not fixing it

It's so generous
Giving kids the future gift
Of fleecing others' lives
I bet he'll grow up nice

It's just my child landlord
Something breaks and it stays that way
I pay my rent with Robux
When the faucet leaks, he's not fixing it

Five years old, got his hooks in me
Six years old and I'm feeling the squeeze
Seven years old raising cleaning fees
Eight years old and he's got no soul

• Punk
• beercore
• party punk
• surf punk
• Philadelphia