Luxury Bones from Try Hardest by Dollar Eater

I'm bragging every time I smile
Or when I'm just standing up
I have these poles in my hands
That let me hold all kinds of cups

I think I'm starting to grasp the value
Of the only personal treasures I own
Some utility is just futility
How much do you think I could get for these bones?

I'm currently running a test
To see how the product will hold up to stress
My insurance says there's no demand
But I think a femur might be worth a grand


I think I'm starting to grasp the value
Of the only personal treasures I own
Some utility is just futility
How much do you think I could get for these bones?

Managing care is like pricing a diamond
There is no value but what's in the mind
Of the sentient bag that exists as the home
To rapidly devalued luxury bones

• Punk
• beercore
• party punk
• surf punk
• Philadelphia