Summer Sale from Try Hardest by Dollar Eater

What if I told you your dreams could come true?
There's something you need and it's totally new
A once in a generation experience
It's DRM heavy and the humor is bent

Life has released a new expansion pack
It's expensive and it sucks
Will this make you rock even more?
Does it set your endorphins on fire?

I'm thinking of waiting until we get a sale
The cost of production was too big to fail
The crunch time was long and delivery late
The price is too high so I guess I'll just wait

Life has released a new expansion pack
It's the same, maybe worse
I'm not sure what they want us to buy
The premise is whack and the graphics aren't improved

I think I'll stop playing, it's starting to bore
Resource gathering just feels like a chore
No one requested a new battlepass
I'll turn my phone off and go touch some grass

• Punk
• beercore
• party punk
• surf punk
• Philadelphia