Novice Gamer from DWEEB CITY by DWEEB CITY

If only button mashing was all it took
N64 was the one that had me hooked
Don't own an Xbox One but got Gameboy Colour
I'll still beat you at Tekken like no other

I guess it’s because I'm a novice gamer

You say dark souls is too hard? (novice)
Then let's play magic, I'll beat you with cards (gamer)
In truth I'd rather just run around (novice)
Free roam fantasy with surround sound (gamer)

I guess it’s because I'm a novice gamer (novice gamer)

Bought an Alienware laptop to play Dogz 5 (novice)
Mix breed and wonder if IRL they would survive (gamer)
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I remember Sims cheats better than you (gamer)

I guess it’s because I'm a novice gamer (novice gamer)

Yoshi's story, it's tougher than derby (novice)
I’ll breathe you in, spit you out just like Kirby (gamer)
Mi Goreng, I'll take two packs (novice)
I’ll beat you with MSG and Tetris stacks (gamer)

I guess it’s because I'm a novice gamer (novice gamer)

Entered the wildly only level 10 (novice)
Beaten by another newb his name was Sven (gamer)
4am Runescape, married on Wizards Bridge (novice)
Heart broken when he killed me, only a smidge (gamer)

I guess it’s because I'm a novice gamer (novice gamer)
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