Honey's Acoustic from "Acoustiс" Stuff by Egan Chambers

(Chorus)

She said don't let me lose it in the Honey's bathroom
I don't want the boxers on the wall to judge me
I fucked someone's dad in the Honey's bathroom
And then I got some birthday shots for free

A friend said the best bar you'll ever be in is one where you're never bothered
Even if your friends are begging on their knees
I'd be on my knees soon, cuz Jamie made standing a burden
I tripped on someone's dog, I think a Bernese
She looked at me with big brown eyes, saying she was the asshole
Her dog usually is much more friendly

But before we could stop the story from getting to the papers
It had already spread across NDG

(Chorus)

Same Shit

I asked her name was, and she forgot to answer, then she said her name was Denise
She said the men in this city here they're all vultures, but her dog keeps her enough company
And while I'm staring off into space, I had realized this whole conversation was taking place on TV
I look carelessly through my broken glass
Wondering what she would be saying to me

There's a band playing in the corner
And they're asking
If I could help their soundcheck so I leave

I take a turn on Royal so I can pass out faster
In the midst of all those cedar trees

(Chorus 2x)

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• Montreal