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boredom bricolage by EnchantedGB

Tracklist
1.NASA couldn't Deflect a Massive Asteroid heading towards Earth because their Computers had a Windows 11 Update3:53
2.Buying a Cybertruck and turning it into a Wedge for my Door2:47
3.Copying hbomberguy's Plagiarism Video Word for Word1:54
4.Performing on Stage when the Crowd expects Decent Music and then just Spamming Random Keys1:25
5.Shoving a Bundle of Firecrackers up my Ass to keep Warm in the Winter1:12
6.Replacing all the Emergency Eye Wash in a Lab with Lead Acetate1:32
7.Pastel Skyline (Demo)0:35
8.Everybody in the Park keeps Staring at Me because I Swing at like a 270° Angle1:31
9.Your Honour, I did not Steal 150$ from that Charity, I simply Donated -150$2:27
10.Speeding through Traffic on a Unicycle, Flipping Off all the Dumbass Cars1:41
11.Prawn Mayonnaise Sandwiches0:39
12.A Group of Door to Door Salesmen Disguised as Trick or Treaters, Trying to Sell You the next Useless AI Product2:59
13.I Have an Irrational Fear that the DMC DeLorean from Back to the Future will Appear out of Nowhere and Hit Me whilst i'm Crossing the Road2:14
14.Someone Stole all the Keys and Knobs from my Keyboard except E2, B2 and the Reverb Knob1:11
15.It took 15 Shitty Songs but I think I've finally learned how to make Glittery Synths2:48
16.My First Lo-fi Beat by Fisher Price1:52
17.Golden Day1:54
18.Feds are after Me because I Stole some Silver Cutlery from a Fine Dining Restaurant and they turned out to be Priceless Artefacts3:27
19.Just Blew all my Pocket Money for this Week on an Overpriced Hotdog at the Firework Show1:37
20.Backdoor Hacking the local Fishmonger2:53
21.Throwing Cinder Blocks down to Earth from the International Space Station is a Fun Prank You should try3:14
22.Homeless Guys with Card Readers asking for a small Donation of Bitcoin1:04
23.Uhh I wasn't Planning to make a Song Today, but I've been dying to make one for this Marmite Teapot I found at a Beach Gift Shop0:46
24.The Holy Bible 2 was Finally Released and it's in fucking Comic Sans Font2:12
25.The Birthday Song1:24
26.Razer Gaming Shower with RGB Lighting2:47
27.Hanging up Signs at the Beach with Directions to Buried Treasure that actually just lead in Circles3:36
28.Building a Friend out of Galvanised Square Steel4:04
29.Someone on my Bus lost their Water Bottle, I hope they get it back1:30
30.I'm Banned from Entering any Recording Studio in the UK because I made this Shit1:04
31.John Kramer is my D&T Teacher and He keeps asking Us how to improve his Death Machines1:28
32.Palate Cleanser (Demo)1:24
33.Once upon a Time, In a Dark Forest, there was a Potato, The End0:57
34.Driving a Yellow Mini Cooper down a Busy Street and Watching all the Pedestrians Punch each other2:51
35.R1:48
36.Review Bombing random Houses on Google Maps1:40
37.An ATM ate my Card so now I'm Throwing Red Bull Cans at People's Cars1:57
38.38 is my Favourite Number3:35
39.The News Reporters on TV were Drunk while Documenting a Murder and they accidentally performed a Ritual on the Dead Guy, bringing Him back to Life3:36
40.Asbestos Condoms1:13
41.Scumball2:53
42.Ordering a Sausage Roll from the College Cafeteria and then Running out before they give It to You2:10
43.Distant Relative / Remedy (Demo)1:32
44.The Night Bus (Demo)1:38
45.My Friend threw His Vape across the Classroom, It hit me on the Head but was mad funny1:15
46.Composing a Song about how I hate Judges and then Auditioning for a Talent Show so I can Sing said Song to their Stupid Faces1:15
47.Downing so much fucking Ice Pop flavoured Prime that my Blood PH is in the Negatives0:52
48.Phaser Piano Test2:00
49.Had some weird Nightmare where Zombies with the Face of Richard D. James took over the World and hijacked all the Television Stations1:26
50.I like to imagine that there's an undiscovered Civilisation on the Sun and their Citizens have built up a tolerance for Fire3:03
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released November 2, 2024
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