Here’s a song about a bear. It didn’t do much besides the usual bear stuff. Rifling through the trash, scaring the neighbor. Neighbor comes out with a .22, neighbor’s kid runs in front of the .22, that was something. It ran off, but I was bored. I figured, what if it was a spooky bear? What if it liked to wear face paint and ask people riddles? Wouldn’t that be fun?