Lazy Train by New Hit Depths

Lazy Train is like discovering your grandma's quaaludes from 2003 next to a dusty mason jar of moonshine under the daybed in her living room. You find yourself rolling around in the marshy grass beyond the front porch in the middle of the night while you gently spiral on a slow-motion rollercoaster at Knottsberry Farm as the crickets chirp and the earth squelches and squishes with wetness below you; a slight nod to reality. Men in Snoopy and Charlie Brown costumes are there, watching to make sure you're okay from the base of the coaster.

"I'm doing great!", you say.

They can't hear you, but you know they know you're okay. They are just loyal friends. There are others here for you in your moment, even when they really aren't.

Yeah!

A crusty, rusty, musty carousel of crunchy, munchy samples amidst moments of vocal coos from a farm boy dressed in nothin' but overalls.

You heard it here first: that all made a lot of sense to you, and it feels terrible.

$555 are demos for outside sources.

free is free.

yes, the placeholder "art" includes some edited ai in the collages- here and there, almost everywhere. these are not official art i intend to use.

cassettes may randomly be distributed. that isn't just my business, but also yours to be had.

rest in fleece, maybe wool. maybe even a tank top if you're tryna stay cool.

peace out~