Cowboy Kazoo from Knuckles by Fields of Brass

Cowboy Kazoo

Lester Bobby was the owner of a respectable snow cone machine, with a western theme. As he was making his way to the local cowboy convention, he noticed a skirmish between some gnomes and fish people. A giant interdiminsional rift appeared above his vehicle, and sucked him in. all he could think was… THIS IS NOT GOOD

He found himself on an ice planet. His once docile collection of snow cones had vanished! He looked across the subzero tundra and saw a legion of living, breathing, ghastly, tastefully and refreshingly named Snow Cronies! This is the tale of one mans journey to save a planet from a seriously sticky situation...

Made my way into
The ice planet village
The cronies were feasting
On penguin babies
I tried to save them
They couldn’t hear me
The time slicer found me
Told me what I must do

You need the golden Kazoo!
Its only found in the ice cave
Its only found in the Ice cave

I need the golden kazoo
Its only found in the ice cave
Its only found in the ice cave

Penguins I’m coming to save you
Because I went to the Ice cave
I’m finally out of the Ice cave

I have the golden Kazoo
I’m finally out of the Ice cave
I’m finally out of the Ice cave

Took a deep breath, it buzzed really loud,
They listened and looked at me with a glimmer in their eyes
They opened their beaks and unleashed true terror
Fire breathing penguins! Die cronies Die

I’m Cowboy Kazoo
I’ve got a penguin army
I draw a hard line, and my enemies fear me

• Punk
• alternative rock
• punk rock
• ska
• ska punk
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