Groovasaurus from Too Awesome by Grüv

She’s a terrible creature.
Just look into them reptile eyes.
She’s straight cold-blooded.
Her glare is cold as ice. (Cold as ice)

She’s a killing machine.
She’ll chew you up, spit you out.
Well she’s so damn fearsome,
That God sent a meteor to strike her down. (Strike her down)

She’s the Groovasaurus.
She comes from the land before time.
She’s the Groovasaurus.
Immune to extinction, she's the last of her kind.
She’s the Groovasaurus.
You can watch from a distance, but don’t get too close.
She’s the Groovasaurus.
She’ll break your heart, and all of your bones.

She’ll chase you down,
Just to push you away.
You’ll want her to leave,
But you’ll want her to stay. (Please stay)

There’s no stopping the Groovasaurus.
Every step she takes shakes the Earth.
She won’t stop until she’s put you in,
A Jurassic World of hurt. (World of hurt)

12,800 pounds of force in her jaws,
And her teeth can puncture steel. (Wait, what?)
You’ll want to love her fast,
Before she makes you her next meal. (Is this a real dinosaur?)

She would crush me beneath her feet,
Bring my life to an early end. (Yeah, I didn’t sign up for a real dinosaur)
But I can’t lie, when she shakes her tail,
I fall in love all over again. (Dude, what is wrong with you?)

(Oh god. It’s in the recording booth. Oh shit.)
(Okay. Easy. Oh god.)
65 million years, to show you.
(Why are you still singing?)
65 million years, to show you.
(There’s a fucking dinosaur.)
65 million years, to show you
(Dude.)
65 million years, to show you
(Tyler!)
The meaning of love.
(There’s a DINOSAUR.)
The meaning of pain.
(IN THE RECORDING BOOTH.)
The meaning of love.
(Oh god. It sees me.)
Oh, the meaning of pain.
She’s the Groovasaurus.
[Screaming]

She’s the Groovasaurus.
She comes from the land before time.
She’s the Groovasaurus.
Immune to extinction, she's the last of her kind.
She’s the Groovasaurus.
You can watch from a distance, but don’t get too close.
She’s the Groovasaurus.
She’ll break your heart, and all of your bones.

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