Karate Tank from Too Awesome by Grüv

Hunger, fire, poverty, plague.
This truly is the end of our days.
Will the wicked truly succeed?
Well, there’s only one thing we need.

Listen up, let me tell you a tale.
About a war machine large in scale.
It goes faster than a cheetah,
But it’s bigger than a whale.

KARATE TANK
Yeah, that’s right.
KARATE TANK
Aww yeah.
KARATE TANK
I demand that we say it at least four times before moving on.
KARATE TANK
Yeah, let me learn ya something.

It’s got an 82 caliber machine gun,
But it doesn’t even need guns.
When dictators start getting naughty,
This tank fights back with karate.

It tops out at 300 miles per hour.
That’s faster than a train.
Engine burning, burning hotter than a fire.
Fists coming down like rain.

Its karate chop could shatter concrete.
Its roundhouse kick will shatter your dreams.
All opposition is obsolete,
When Karate Tank appears on the scene.

Karate Tank had sex with your mom.
But he called her the very next day.

KARATE TANK
Now he’s your stepdad.
KARATE TANK
And you’re pretty okay with that.
KARATE TANK
He’s a really upstanding guy.
KARATE TANK
And he has a jetpack.

KARATE TANK

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