Tenacity from Step Outside by Demons of Gyrophonia

Regarding adhesives:

Proponents of duct tape
Do not know how to stop talking
About duct tape.

Crazy glue supporters are, in fact, crazy.
Fans of masking tape are in denial,
And only the Scotch
Claim that Scotch tape is worth anything.

Never trust a user of double-sided tape!
They will change their opinion of you at a moment's notice.

The truly loyal say epoxy is the solution
To anyone's adhesive needs--
But only if you never, ever make mistakes.

Cheese makes quite a swell adhesive
For all your edible adhesion needs--
And sometimes, epoxy.

Super glue? No thanks.

And if you need to attach feathers to a person's...person...
Well, nothing's been proven to beat tar in that application,
So just, uh...boil a barrel o' that, and, er...
Knock yourself out!

If you're a molecule,
Look no further than a handful of electrons.

And if you're a politician...
Well, there's no hope for you.

If there's anything you should gather from...this--
Anything at all--Let me know!

...'Cause I really don't know...


(...Adhesive...)

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