Dumb from Van Boy by Hair Jordan

Hey

Hi, my name is Chris.
I'm not diagnosed but yes I know; I'm an idiot
I'm not good at much but I'm really really really good at talking shit
I'll talk my way into a fight to see if I can talk back out of it
Got no off switch, I don't know when to stop it
Blah Blah Blah just like that kid who'd never pass the Bop-It
*Pass it*
NO I DON'T WANNA PASS IT!
Rocking real stockings
Dog's red rocket
Grew up on the farm all the animals fuckin'
STOP IT!
Don't you know when to stop talking?
NO!
Actually I don't, 'cuz I'm really that Dumb
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Oh shit oh fuck I'm dumb!
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Hey...uh
I'm not sure if anyone can relate to what I'm 'bout to say but
I just hate when everyone has to play a game that tests the game 'cuz
I'm stupid; didn't wanna do this
but I'm looped in Trivial Pursuit with
a bunch of Baccalaureates they're smart as shit I won't give in 'cuz
I can get under their skin that's how I take another win, ey!

They pass the class and I'm passing out
Don't know the past but I'm living now
I make history like Bonaparte
Don't lecture me I make smart remarks

Still doesn't mean you're smart

Yeah I know
I'm Dumb!
Hahaha!
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Oh shit oh fuck I'm dumb!
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Maybe there's a parallele universe out there
where Hair Jordan gives a fuck
But it ain't here!
Maybe one day
I can wake on the other side
Trade in my body
get a new one to test drive

Can you do that?
Dude I don't know
I am so confused

My eye droops I don't sleep at night
My IQ's like 2 or 9 (I forget)
Lost my suitcase I'm Samsonite
That's it
Lost my tooth and it made me cry
Dude you knocked out my tooth!

My anxiety says "hello"
Oh what's up?
And it's finally acceptible
Um, 6 feet please!
for society to leave me alone
I'M SORRY I'M INTROVERTED OKAY!?
I don't need a reason
I just love being home

I'm a doofus but I'm not completely useless
Tik Tok plays my music and they pay me when you use it
Wait, this guy's got money?
Yeah, ain't that stupid?
But hey it's a check
and like you said...
uh...
I actually don't remember anything you said
have I been talking this whole time?
Sorry about that...
Why didn't you tell me to shut up or something?
I'm gonna go now...

Cuz I'm dumb!
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Oh shit oh fuck I'm dumb!
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