Seinfeldactyl from Kawaii Butts by Halzyn

Am I?! Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M NOT GONNA DO IT

Cinnamon!
It should be on table's restaurants along with salt and pepper!
Anytime someone says 'Oh this is so good, what's in this?'
The answer invariably comes back -- Cinnamon! Cinnamon!
Again and again!

She had man hands
He's a regifter!
She's a two-face
She's got the jimmy legs
She's a virgin
He's poor
She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being, except for the walking
She eats her peas one at a time!
She just took credit for my salad
He's a male bimbo! He's a mimbo!

I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Ass Man! [laughtrack]

[laughtrack] [actually just place laughtrack everywhere basically]

*snort* Articulate!
*snort* *snort* *giggle*
*sneeze*
*tuff*
bleh!
BLEEEHHH!!
*fart* *fart again*
GUUUH!
Ooohhhh
Uhh
Huh?
Wha?
Khuh?
Ah?
Lie
Lie
Live
Live
Live
Ooooohhhh right right right right right right right right
*buzzer*
[some other language]
*tchik tchik tchik*
ggggggggg
Huuuhhhh
No no no no no
Ohhh YEAAAAHHHh!!
Aaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Ooooohhhhhoooooooooooooo
Alright
Alriiiiiiiiiiiight
ALRIGHT!

Would you like a cup of tea?
Got any coffee?
Coffee?
Yeah, coffee
No, I don't drink coffee
You don't drink coffee, how about instant coffee?
No, I don't have--
You don't have any instant coffee?
Well I don't normally--
Who doesn't have instant coffee?
I don't
You buy a jar of Folgers crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it
And later on when you need it, it's there, it lasts forever, it's freeze dried
Freeze dried crystals

[buncha ridley screeches lol]

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