Stop It from Mental Floss by Hattie Hatstar

Stop it

Stop buying things
Things are crap
You don't need things
Things cost money.
Even if a thing is 99p
100 things aren't cheap.
Could stay at home and just eat rice,
Look at the sky
The sky looks nice,
Deep breathe
Climb a tree
Shag
Snog
Snooze
Pee.
Lie in the grass
Swim in the sea
Sit on your arse
With a flask full of tea
All those things are fun
And they are free.
I can walk
Walking is free
Exercise without a gym fee
I can talk cos talking is free
And I can think because thought is free
I can go to the park
The park is free
Sit in the dark
The dark is free
I can eat food I find for free
I can dance at a free party.

I can love
Because love is free
Though that is bullshit
Obviously
Love comes at the highest price
But who cares
Because it's love
And it is nice

• Alternative
• Comedy
• Punk
• accordion
• acoustic
• folk
• United Kingdom