self-titled by Honky Horn & Bad Mouth

we recorded this album in the basement of 131 tompkins. There were dead rats, piles of trash, and flies. While Kevin was recording a bass track, a maggot that was feasting on the dead rat in the ceiling fell down and hit him in the hand. Jon-Paul mixed the record and we gave it to some sketchbag we only knew through cell phone conversation on a flash drive. We paid him something like 500 dollars for 300 records which were pressed in the time period of 2.5 weeks. The guy showed up with the records in his beat up brown buick as we were elbow deep in our '76 ford trying to get it roadworthy for departure. the record was supposed to be a 45 and he lost our flash drive, oh well. This record is no longer available, unless you find (a) someone who's sick of it (b) a record store we hocked it to on our 2009 US tour (c)it in a bargain or garbage bin (d)a way to steal a copy