Bad Wrapper from Bad Wrapper by Huge Euge

Oh, hello again. Welcome to the show
I’m back and badder than the Mad Hatter on blow
I’m Wild. Writin’ elementary rhymes that I flow
So sit down and take a lesson in the things that I know

I Google words that might make me sound smart
Like “planetarium” or “Napoleon Boneparte”
It’s a start. I write my words with a pen and paper.
And I always tip twenty-five percent to my waiter

I like Slayer, Kenny Loggins, and Boxcar Racer
Shoot whiskey but not without a pickle-back chaser
Kelly Anne Conway on the tv, I’d like to erase her
Or send her to Antarctica, on top of a glacier

Which is gonna melt soon, not because of nature
But because of our narcissistic leaders’ behavior
Fuck it. I’m off to Mars, guess I’ll see you guys later
Pack a tin of spam, and a remote control alligator

I need to breathe and get out of this bubble
Take a peek into your life while I hang with the Hubble
As I drift into space, eatin’ bologna, I’ll get fatter
And when the holiday arrives, I’ll be a really bad wrapper


CHORUS

Bad wrapper, a bad bad wrapper
A bad wrapper, I’m a really bad wrapper
Some paper and tape, man, it really doesn’t matter
At the end of the day, I’m just a really bad wrapper X2



Oh, I’m back again, just lost track of the time
Been busy lookin’ up some words that can rhyme
It’s silly, I know, take me back to Mrs. Trunchbull
Throw me in the chokie and then send me to the hospital

Ope. EEEKK! I found your penis Ms. Garrison
It was runnin through the hallway tryna get into my house again
Forgot the lock and key, guess the door was open
And it looked me in the eye, just like I was hopin’

Corona got your tongue, dude, I’m not jokin’
Breathe it in deep, get your lungs all swollen
Naaaaa! It’s infecting your hemoglobin
Just stay the hell away from the mighty Hulk Hogan

The government jerks you, and they don’t use lotion
Or have the common courtesy to use proper motion
They won’t get you off, but they’ll pollute the ocean
It’s why I’m solitary, don’t you question my devotion

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