Safecracker from Baller's Tomb by Brick Bardo

Don’t try to take that food off of my table. I’ll fucking kill you.
Im the Safecracker, I have to and I will do.
Im shacking up in crack houses with mildew.
Got the Mountain Dew bottles stacked up with residue.
I’ll sick the feds on you, pedophile junky I got the keys.
And the locks tucked in athletic socks im bashin knees.
Work with Japanese
mafia wives with double D’s.
*JAPANESE PORN SOUNDS*
Dog I demonstrate dirtiest safes, I’ll detonate.
Keep your head on straight, jerk mates fraught with bank rates.
Getting’ caught flirtin with jailbait learning to menstruate.
Fresh off a case of the Schlitz Baby I CRACK SAFES.



You dead weight I’m fucking bitches with breast plates
Middle aged headaches everyday, its all the same.
I put that pressure on you, clitoris stimulant is the game.
Fee Fi Fo Fum faggot I got the flames.
I built that beanstalk baby with you in mind.
Im doing it for all humankind, I tow the line.
I brew up honeydew rinds, spew rhymes when im fuckin high.
Shit I aint never lie, good things coming in due time.
Now who is I, Big Brick Bardo the living ghoul.
Hoppin’ into pools butt naked and breaking rules.
Quit your belly achin’, butt cheeks with tasty stool.
I am a freaky motherfucker drank Moet and hit snooze
— I Like my Vincent Price movies.
Me and the bikini machine, we all groupies.
Guess theres alligators in hip waders
Saying yer prayers
Ima keep climbing up blank stairs I am the mayor.


Don’t ask me what its all supposed to mean.
fucking dumb and aggressive and fulla dopamine.
You keep approaching me, I’ll bag you up like groceries.
And mail you out like Luka magnotta paying the postage fees.

A toast to those who sold coke to me.
now there ovaries be smellin just like ricoata cheese.
** SOUND EFFECT** SAY UNA PUTTANA
My parmesana momma still sucking dick at the bowlerama.
my pyjamas at twelve.
The babysitter sucked my dick and now she’s burning in hell.
I know you rappers is still learning to spell.
But the gurney is such a journey
Enough with all that talk its a tell.
I got insomniac tendencies eventually quelled
Police remember me, my privates were itchy and always smelled.
Go to hell, Brickyard Lombardo eat up the zoomies
Got a two piece and a biscuit
With bitches beggin for toonies
, Brickyard Lombardo

Safecracker and Mantracker from Stoney Creek
You can blow both if you don’t know how to speak
I rose a totempole, we at the base, you aint even close to the peak.
You aint supposed to speaking’
Your teeth fucking rotten, and your breath it be reekkin’
I leave you leaking’ like a Puerto Rican
Living la vida loca I know that the coke is in season.

• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Hamilton