Dipshit from American Dreams by Jockey Onassis

Stop at a sign
Want to go straight
In a big hurry
Running late
But I’m not alone
Some asshole on his phone
Blocking my way
Here’s what I say

Car with a turret
Get outta my way
I want a car with a turret
Gonna make him pay

Blow them to the side
For messing with my ride
I think I’m justified
Blow them to the side
For messing with my ride
I think I’m justified

Going cross town
With time to spare
But there’s a car
Full of knuckles and blue hair
Try to get around
She veers right and left
Why let them drive
When they’re so close to death

Car with a turret
The fucker can’t drive
I want a car with a turret
Won’t go 65

Blow them to the side
For messing with my ride
I think I’m justified
Blow them to the side
For messing with my ride
I think I’m justified

This is a public service announcement
We all know drivers are distracted these days
We've all been behind "that guy"
And we've all wanted to succumb to road rage
And I'm here to tell you, it's okay
Go ahead
Flip that bird
Run them off the road
Smash that windshield at a stop light
Because they deserve it

Car with a turret
Get outta my way
I want a car with a turret
Gonna make him pay

Blow them to the side
For messing with my ride
I think I’m justified
Blow them to the side
For messing with my ride
I think I’m justified

Some douche canoe
Wandering lost
Won’t pull aside
I’m about to bust
What about a GPS
Stops at every corner
Gut him like Colonel Kurtz
The horror, the horror

Car with a turret
The fucker can’t drive
I want a car with a turret
Won’t go 65

Blow them to the side
For messing with my ride
I think I’m justified
Blow them to the side
For messing with my ride
I think I’m justified

• Punk
• male-backed
• political punk
• Lexington