The Fraud by Joe Sweeney

An apple pie shouldn't have five pounds of sugar
A charcuterie shouldn't have 10 wheels of brie
A cup of tea shouldn't have a sea of honey
And Elon shouldn't have all that money

This guy's got 400 billion dollars
That's the same as Denmark's GDP
And all he did was win a cosmic lottery
He was born into a rich-ass family

The only thing he invented was his hairline
And the lie that he's smarter than you or me
Oh let's not mince words like the New York Times my dear
He's a fraud and a literal Nazi

Oh oh oh
Lexapro
Please more Lexapro my dear
Oh oh oh

Now he's bought himself a president my dear
In their crosshairs is our democracy
It's about time we put our Robin Hood hats on
And stopped the rich from doing what they please

• Rock
• protest songs
• singer-songwriter
• ukulele
• Old Orchard Beach