Wife Head from Flaw Fest by John Munson

WIFE HEAD
FOLLOWING ME OUT THE DOOR
WIFE HEAD
DANCES OVER MY SHOULDER
I DON'T ALWAYS APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU DO
BUT WORDS YOU SAY WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE ARE RINGING TRUE
DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME, CAN'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO

MY WIFE HEAD

WIFE HEAD
RIDING ON THE PASSENGER SIDE
WIFE HEAD ON MY ROAD AND FREEWAY RIDES
AND WHEN MY VEINS ARE BULGING IN A RIGHTEOUS RAGE
SHE'S THE VOICE OF REASON BABY SHE'S MY SAGE
THE BALMY BREEZE OF SPRING WHEN I'M A HURRICANE
YOU SAVE ME WIFE HEAD

DON'T EVER GET OUT OF THE CAR...SHE SAID

WIFE HEAD
HOW ABOUT ONE MORE GLASS OF WINE
WIFE HEAD
SHE REMEMBERS EACH LAST TIME
THE CRAWLING IN THE YARD UNDER DIM STREET LIGHTS
THE TILES ON MY FACE AND THE SPINNING WHITE
ALL THE MORNINGS AFTER WHEN I'M NOT QUITE RIGHT
COME LOVE ME WIFE HEAD

WIFE HEAD
HOVERS IN THE DARK OF NIGHT
I GAZE INTO THE BRIGHT SCREEN LIGHT
BABY IT'S JUST GEAR PORN, NOT THE REAL THING
I THINK I'VE FOUND SOME GEAR WITH WHICH TO HAVE A FLING
THINK OF ALL THE JOY THIS PILE OF STUFF WILL BRING WE'LL PUT IT…. SOMEWHERE
DON'T WORRY WIFE HEAD
I LOVE YOU WIFE HEAD

• Comedy
• geek
• humor
• nerd
• stand-up
• Los Angeles