If Only from Ornge - EP by Kaelin Halcrow

INTRO
If only, I lived all alonely
Then I, would write,
The greatest
Song of all time

VERSE 1
I was just about to write,
The greatest song of all time
It was gonna blow your fucking mind
If you'd have heard it, you'd have went blind

But my mom is due back in a couple of hours
And I just do not think that I have the power to

Knock one out before she gets home
The worst part is, she won't even phone
To let me know she's close, so, I guess,
The greatest song of all time will have to wait. To wait

CHORUS
If only, I lived all alonely
Then I, would write,
The greatest
Song of all time

It'll have drums, and guitar,
bass and a choir, piano and a flute,
Triangle.
Accordion, recorder, and an organ.
It'll have it all, but it won't have bagpipes.
Because it's to be the greatest song of all-

VERSE 2
But not now, I got a lot to do.
Not a lot of time, mom's back soon.
The kitchen's lookin' shit,gotta deal with it.
Tryin'na put the pans back but they won't fit

[SKETCH]
Like, I dunnow how the fuck I'm gonna put these pans back, I dunnow how they all fit in here in the first place. They're just not going in.

VERSE 2 CONTINUED
Letters are scattered all over the floor, I haven't touched them since they came in the door
My pubes are scattered all over the bath, I gotta get that before she's back
Also there's a lot of clothes needing washed
And I gotta go to the shops to restock on food, How will I do it!?

I won't. Ima wright a song instead.
All those problems can go to the back of my head
All the mess can get put in the back of the shed
I'd rather write a song about a song instead

That's what I'll doooo
That sounds gooood
If only I knew when she's
due back

But I don't so I don't waste time.
Writing in the night time
Daytime I'm adding to my waistline
And that's the case when she's away

There's a song I wanna sing for the whole of America
And I need a haircut, but first

CHORUS
If only, I lived all alonely
Then I, would write,
The greatest
Song of all time

It'll have trumpets and saxophones
Violins and trombones.
Banjos, and a bass drop.
And a marching band.
It'll have everything
and it'll be the greatest
song of all time

• Hip Hop
• Hip-Hop/Rap
• Rap
• educational rap
• philosophical rap
• technical rap
• United Kingdom