Sergeant Hale by Lucky Doug Fergus

He’s hiked the Grand Canyon and he’s flown an airplane
He’s on a first name basis with the king of Spain
He jogged across Death Valley the summer of ’79
And if you go out to dinner, let him select the wine

Sergeant Hale
Sergeant Hale
Can he possibly do more?
If you’ve done it once, he’s done it twice
And he’s been there before
De deet De deet De dee
If you’re in a situation and you don’t know what to do
Sergeant Hale
Sergeant Hale
Will come to your rescue

Go ahead and guess the singer of that song
Good old Sergeant Hale will correct you when you’re wrong
He’s going to get rich selling concentrated laundry soap
He once had lunch with the pope

He’s a mans man and a lady’s man
He can bend steel with his bare hands
He can party like a sailor on dry land
He lives by his motto: Yes I have!

If you have any questions, political or otherwise
Go ask Sergeant Hale, but don’t mind the flies
He once met the President and all of his staff
They said, “No Sergeant Hale. We want your autograph!”

Sergeant Hale
Sergeant Hale
Can he possibly do more?
If you’ve done it once, he’s done it twice
And he’s been there before
De deet De deet De dee
If you’re in a situation and you don’t know what to do
Sergeant Hale
Sergeant Hale
Will come to your rescue

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