White Pants by Lucky Doug Fergus

White pants, Is that chocolate or poop, White pants, Is that paint or blood
White pants, Is that lemonade or pee; White pants, Is that grass or snot
White pants

Use detergent, get the bleach
Remember home economics; what did they teach
If you have an accident, especially on white
Treat it right away, do not wait overnight; wait overnight

Get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out

White pants, did you sit on a Cheetoh? White pants, is that a tater tot?
White pants, Is that unicorn puke?; White pants, are some cockroaches red?
White pants

Don’t be lackadaisical grab a brush
Spray that pre-cleaner: scrub & rush.
For wine: cold water, for grease do not
In your white pants baby you will look so hot, look so hot

Get it out, get it out, I said, get it out

White pants, Is that lipstick; down there? White pants, Is that sprouts or hair?
White pants, Is that make up or hummus? White pants, Is that blue cheese or fungus?
White pants

Were you massaged by a mechanic or two?
Greasy handprints from your belt to your shoes.
In the garage take the advice of your mum.
Wear your coveralls now don’t be dumb, don’t be dumb.

Get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out

White pants; You had an accident; White pants, You ate pizza last night; 
White pants, You better go home at lunch; White pants, Your coworker put you on YouTube
White pants

Get it out, get those stains outta here!
White Pants

• Rock
• comedy
• humorous
• quirky
• witty
• Telluride