The coincracker from Hobbies & Religions by Lump200
Tracklist
10. | The coincracker | 3:35 |
Lyrics
I`m the coincracker.
I`m the coincracker.
I`m the coincracker.
I'm successful with counting, with multiplying.
I'm successful with accumulating and adding.
I`m the coincracker.
The coincracker.
I`m the coincracker.
I`m the coincracker.
Yeah, I`m the coinclamper and the tenbillgatherer.
I`m the fivecentassembler and the tencentsucker.
I`m the fivefrancsassembler.
And I`m the hundertbillsucker.
I`m the coincracker.
I`m the cash box supervisor.
I`m the one who counts it all, the one who scoops it all together.
I`m the one who keeps everything and squares it all away.
I`m the coincracker!
I`m the bank – bank – bankoman!
I`m moneyhorny, I collect everything that shines, everthing with numbers.
I collect everything, no matter if it`s a coin or a bill.
Everything. I stick it into my throat
I`dont give it out anymore. I choke it down.
I`m the hamstercoincrackercentassembler!
I`m like a cash dispenser. I absorbe everything, down inside myself.
I`m moneyhorny and I've goth the hots for every coin and every franc and every euro and every dollar, I take everything. Jen Juan, everything.
No matter how much, I collect it all.
No matter if I have an intrest or not, I collect it all.
I would even sell my mother. Yes, I would.
I`m the coincracker.
I`m the coincracker.
Cracker. I keep everthing, I swallow everthing.
I stick it into my thoath till a I`m completly full.
I'm bursting because of all the money, I`m rich.
And I`m proud of it.
I`m the coinclamper, the coincracker.
For me every coin is a universe. Money passes through my body and leaves it as shit.
For me five cents are the world. I`m an inverse cash cow.
For me two francs are like the ocean.
And for me five francs are like two breasts. Moneyinput. shitoutput.
And for me a hundertfrancbill is the greatest happyness. I´m out of this shit.
And for me hundert francs are like water.
And for me thousand francs are like love.
And for me twentyfive francs and seventyfive cents is acceptation.
And for me twohundert francs and seventy cents are success.
And for me threethousand francs are sunshine.
And for me everything and all is all money for me.
I subsiste, I swallow everything.
I`m the coincracker.
I`m the only living security container in the whole world.
I`m a moneymiracle. I swallow everything.
I should be heavy like an elephant, but I`m not.
Credits
lyrics: Michael Stauffer
sousaphone: Pauline Boeykens
vocals & production: Lump200