Vacuum Cleaner from Bound by Luna Honey

All hail the vacuum cleaner, all hail
all hail the bringer of light
bring me your tired and your weary
liberation
oh you liberator
bring me the vacuum cleaner
bring it to me
bring it in
so we can all be free
shiny, rolling, portable progress!
shiny shiny shiny
shiny shiny shiny

We used to every Saturday morning,
me and Mary and Myrtle,
pile all the furniture into one room
and drag all the rugs out of the house
drag all of the rugs into the yard
lay them over the picket fence
and beat the living daylights out of them.
Mary, she really put her back into it
dense clouds of red smoke
stirring up from the swept yard.
Myrtle had the finest form
that wicker slapper slapping
with the grace of a whaling ship
leaving hungry from its port
full of purpose and intent upon its conquest.

All hail the vacuum cleaner
all hail the bringer of light
bring it to me
bring it in
so we can all be free
shiny, shiny portable progress!
shiny shiny

Do you carry pain in your body
don’t you worry
It’s so light even someone like you could lift it
it’s the perfect gift for your better half
do you carry pain in your body?

All hail
try it. try it. try it
try and lift it
why don’t you see how well it cleans?

the vacuum cleaner has promised to save us
the vacuum cleaner has promised to save us
the vacuum cleaner has promised to save us
I love my vacuum cleaner
I love my vacuum cleaner
I love my vacuum cleaner
the vacuum cleaner has promised
has promised
promised to save us
promised
promised
promised to save us
the vacuum cleaner has promised
has promised to save us
has promised to save us

• Experimental
• Rock
• darkwave
• experimental dark
• goth
• Philadelphia