Gummy Bears by Major Bummer

A while back a certain Major Bummer's mother-in-law asked for a little groovy guidance about these Gummy things that everyone was talking about in her weekly Mahjong game. As something of a team of experts in the edible arts, The Bummers very nearly sent her a stream of hyperlinks with peer reviewed clinical trials and testimony from California Sober housewives, but then thought it might be more fun to write her a cautionary song.

To date, she hasn't listened...


LYRICS:

Try hard not to fall over
Enjoy yourself if you’re flying high
If you’re flying high...

Great for watching a laser show
No body needs to know
On the down low
It’s no joke

It’s a different ball game babe at home 
All by yourself than being out
In public and expecting to function 
Error malfunction
Every sense
Every sense in slow mo 

Great for watching a laser show
No body needs to know
On the down low
It’s no joke

Ugh small talk before the show 
Everything so slow
On the down low
Music continues to play

If you got it in you to
Control and surf within
Over two days later
Fuzzy and warm 

Don't like guitars

We love them