Doctor Moogle from Teatime Terrors by Monsieur Pompier's Travelling Freakshow

Here comes Doctor Moogle, patients in the aisle
Some say he's a screwball, others can't decide
Makes his diagnosis, just beware what he prescribes

He's a psychopathic surgeon, with a crazy low-low price
So while the rents are surging, he's the only choice
But can this man be trusted, ask no questions tells no lies

Instant satisfaction, for all your darkest fears
He'll turn a tooth extraction into a ruptured ears
So when you feel neurotic, he'll tell you what you want to hear

Look what he's done to you
Look what's become of you

So take your medication, be sure to wash your hands
He'll join you on vacation and dress your wounds with sand
But if you doubt his methods, he'll choke you with his gastric band

Keep those pills a-poppin', be careful who you've kissed
For the only way to stop him is to pretend he don't exist
So close your eyes to Moogle, then you'll see he won't be missed

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