Secret Santa from Get Busy by Mo Stanton

Now, who's that stompin' up on the roof
In a fuzzy red suit that's-a bullet proof
Little red cap with a little blue patch
Black flack jacket and shades to match
He's stringin' video cameras all around your home
Stuffin' your stockins with microphones
Better be good, and watch what you say
Santa is workin' for the CIA
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He got all the goodies in his pack
That-a James Bond could desire
Rudolph is shinin'; he's data minin'
His nose lights up 'cause he's wearin' a wire

Dancer and Prancer are tappin' the phones
The elves are in the workshop crankin' out drones
Gotta get ready for Christmas Day
Santa is workin' for the CIA

He got a camera designed to read your mind
He got twenty kinds of poison gas
He got a microscoptic fibro-optic
That'll crawl right up your ho-ho-ho

He's makin' a list and checkin' it twice
With a highly sophisticated tracking device
Got a new waterboard and he's ready to play
Santa's moonlightin' with the NSA
Don't tug on his whiskers or mess with his sleigh
Santa is workin' for the CIA

• Rock
• alt-country
• country rock
• folk rock
• progressive country
• singer-songwriter
• Joplin