SR71 Blackbird by Nails for Breakfast

Developed in complete secrecy in a subterranean SCIF, with mutual support from DARPA and Skunk Works ADP, this EP represents a viable forefront in tactical listening, and audible logistics. Following congressional hearings, these compositions have been sanitized for civilian consumption. 


10,000 hours of stress-testing in simulated rave conditions confirm operational effectiveness across all climate zones, employing classified sub-harmonic frequencies originally prototyped for crowd dispersal applications, and polyrhythmic countermeasures operating below the threshold of conscious detection.

Manufactured under ISO 9001 compliance in a clean room environment. Export restrictions apply. Not for use in international waters. Redistribution constitutes violation of the Espionage Act.

PREHEAT OVEN TO 425°

BAKE 12-18 MINUTES

ENJOY!