File 9.8.23 from A-Files by Tee Kae

Tee Kae’s journey has crossed into a whole new dimension—fatherhood, danger, and a relentless attempt at escape from alien forces. With his newborn son Bob in tow, he’s running low on air in the alien swamps of Zeldar, complete with lasers, toxic goo, and cosmic warriors. But beneath the chaos, there’s something deeper: a bond forged under fire and the pulse of a universe that won’t stop testing them. This chapter is where action meets heart, where fatherhood meets the unknown. Jetpacks, explosions, and frantic escapes—it’s a race against time with stakes you’ve never seen. And just when you think it can’t get weirder… it does. Strap in, because Tee's A-Files are going to warp your perception.

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5.	File 9.8.23	2:42

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#VERSE
Where do I start gaze at my son
Aware a fly character arc is shaping at once
Rare life form spawned created as art
Prickly pear hair butt naked and plump
Three eyes wide same shade as his moms
Before we could bond or I could even find clothe
My data alarm warns blaring abrupt
Running out of air
Holy mackerel son better get a move on
I think the ship is due north
Shlee baga hapughh
Talking to a newborn
Turn and see 2 large
Warriors in uniform
Lasers drawn locked and ruh
Bob puked on em
Toxic goo transformed
Two to one
Puddle of bluish slug
See a dozen more approach
From the hill I was on
Grab the gun before I run
Know the way that I’m going is wrong
#BRIDGE
Pitter patter
Through the woods
To evade attackers
Ooo Askew bush
Afraid we packed in
Crew overlooked
Finally faded passing
Phew off the hook
Excitedly elated laughing
In view a construct
Vibrantly displayed jetpacks
Outgrew an obstruct
Violently wrench in the plan
Cascade cross a river rapid
Ohh man
#VERSE
This is not good how do I cross
A risk either way I should
Pow
I was down in shock
Hit me as he pulled
Bob from my arms
Swiftly I drew shot em dead in the heart
Left the scene swiftly limp into fog
Wow a green box a mechanical frog
One big hop made it safely unharmed
Oxygen off
Can’t be stranded too long
Crashing through red glass
Dashing towards the jet pack
Flashing lights a setback
Alarm ringing hectic
Guards on the left had
Charged through the entrance
Armed with a Semtex
Grenade in sight
Thrust engaged ignite
And evade with flight
Raised to height
Unscathed despite
A brigade in pursuit
Enraged in sight
Phased by the boom
Building blazed so bright
#BRIDGE
Levitation
Hold my last breath
Mind was racing
A jolt of unrest
Five aliens chasing
Patrolled in ascent
Will I find the spaceship
Roamed in assessment
Behind me letting rip
Close shots unpleasant
Behold a segment
Saw our location
Rolled while descending
Blasting rays as I
Dodged evading
Bob was wailing
Popped the latch
#OUTRO
PRESENT.: Yoo whats up bruddah? Who's that?
Elijah da Profit: Is that a baby alien?
Tee Kae: This is my son Bob
Elijah da Profit: Your son? Wait are we being shot at?
PRESENT.: The ship is laser proof.
Elijah da Profit: Why is he naked
PRESENT.: ooh what happens on Zeldar stays on Zeldar

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