Oh Rudy from Holy Days by Mona & The Robot

Rudy the red nose reindeer
Should’ve worn protective head gear
He’s blackout drunk and all that funk
Ever since yesteryear

Rudy’s got a bloody nose
A cocaine overdose
He’s just a punk with an elf in the trunk
He’s just waiting to decompose (Oh Rudy)

What had happened was yesteryear
Rudy’s girlfriend drank too much beer
She slept with his friend and that was the end
The breakup was swift and severe (Oh Rudy)

Then Rudy said “fuck it”
Ahh fuck it!

Now Rudy is an escapee
From a prison in Tennessee
He fucked up his life just like I fucked his wife
And he never found out it was me (hahaha)

Mmm (Oh Rudy)

• Neo Soul
• R&B/Soul
• funk
• indie
• nujazz
• singer-songwriter
• Berlin