Alcopollack from Double Album by NOFX

How does the drunkest person on the bus, wake up and manage to take such good care of us
An honorable man that's impossible to hate
Even though his laugh to joke ratio is about 1 in 8
What is it about him, what sets him apart
How does such a tiny person have such a big heart
He only sometimes drops the ball
Like the 6 times he told the bus to leave when one of us was at a petrol station shitting in a bathroom stall
That's David Pollack Alcoholic real dedication to inebriation
My friend David, master of kung fu, we're all singing this song just to say thank you
And one day were gonna get youback

He's not a giant man but he represents some giant voices
But sometimes Alcopolock doesn't make the greatest choices
He might excel in tours and food, but he lacks a bit in tact
He told Dexter that his band sucks and called Matt Freeman fat
He pissed off Graffin and insulted Tres Cool's first wife and fiancée
That's how he lost Bad religion, the Offspring, Rancid, Pennywise, Mad Caddies, Rise Against but the that hurt the most must of been Green Day.

Alcopollack, philanthro-folic, grappa all nighter, bar fight insighter
My friend David, for all your dedication this song's for you to show our appreciation
But why do you always have to be on vacation?

• Punk
• punk rock
• skate punk
• San Francisco