There’s a stink bug crawling above the doorway to my kitchen. Gotta keep an eye on that fucker. Should have got the remote start button for my car. This EP is called TOM and it’s for all the toms and the Toms and the TOMS. Imagine for a second that you’re 40 years old and these songs slapped you in the face like a potent bout of existential dread. Where did the last 15 years go? Why do I have a damn kid? Who is that on my answering machine? Maybe this time I’ll really understand Megadeth. Place your bets now and then look at your cards. This is TOM and we’ll probably understand it better when we’re 40.