Asshole Colossus from Ride by Pu$$y-Cow

walking around with you
and sky is so blue
and we're so happy
cuz it's you and me
so so so happy

I am the Asshole Colossus
a stubborn motherfuck
arrogant in my imperfection
the man you should distrust

put on your Easter bonnet so that I may come up on it
If you got it. you should flaunt it
if you don't, I don't care, dirty game of truth or dare.

I am the Asshole Colossus
a stubborn motherfuck
animal magnetism
worship, yeah, you must.

set that long skirt ablaze.
tie you up. leave you for days
put the rabbis in a craze
if you don't, I don't care, your best side's your underwear.

• Punk
• Los Angeles